unfreshing: not grabbing people’s butts while they walk up the stairs in front of me is the hardest part of my day
narweenie: two hands two boobs this isn’t a coincidence
eatshitmotherfucker: hugoshteeglitz: Wow, that’s crazy. Here in the US, Mcds does NOT deliver at All. It is open 24/7, but Its a normal fast food place that you have to go to. I guess we’re quite lucky? haha you can call mcdonald’s here at 4am and the guy’ll be knocking door in 30 mins tops~ but really, this is news to me I thought they do the same everywhere! WHAT THE FUCK WHY...
I was poor, but now I’m not.– Rap music simplified (via bosnia-and-herzegovina)
teenagefaerie: origamicyclone: did you know you can like things and be critical of them did you know that liking a thing doesn’t mean you have to defend it when people point out its flaws and that liking something does not have to mean you think it’s perfect
inv1ncibl3: My best friend ditched me tonight. I ditched my best friend tonight…
inv1ncibl3: maaythisbelove: JESSICA……real talk. I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: It literally took about 10 seconds of my life. Do I really need to be "motivated" to ask it?
So Madi left at 8:30 and I’ve been sleeping in her bed since then and no one is home and I am cuddling with ALL of her cats and it looks like it’s going to rain and I’m kind of just laughing at the ridiculousness of all of it
Anonymous asked: Have sex with Chris Bosh or get attacked by molesting trees?
Tumblin' party under tha covaz wif da BFF.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Sorry I only date girls who walk into 1st period 15 minutes late with their hands full with their sunglasses on sipping on a Starbucks frapp with their keys making a lot of noise as they sit down. That’s some Alise Perna shit